A VIDEO

chocolate-time-machine:

cassy-the-fallen-angel:

trekual-innuendos:

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

its so accurate because i have been in both sides of the situation 

oop sorry

A TEXT POST

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

image

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A VIDEO

l4d2 + text posts (aka i gave into the trend)

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A VIDEO

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

A QUOTE

If I didn’t have writing, I’d be running down the street hurling grenades in people’s faces.

A QUOTE

Publishing a book is like stuffing a note into a bottle and hurling it into the sea. Some bottles drown, some come safe to land, where the notes are read and then possibly cherished, or else misinterpreted, or else understood all too well by those who hate the message. You never know who your readers might be.

A VIDEO

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

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A VIDEO

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tentacuddles:

Comfort food.

PIZZA LOVE IS FOREVER <3

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A VIDEO

huffy-lemon:

Some of my favorite text posts part 2

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A TEXT POST

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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A QUOTE

Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.

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A TEXT POST

Idea for the next ac game:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

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